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Finnish weather explained.
+15 This is warm as it gets in finland so we`ll start here. People in spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out getting a tan.
+10 The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5 Italian cars won't start. The Finns are bathing their kids outside.
0° Distilled water freezes. The water in the rivers of Finland comes a little thicker.
-5 People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns end their midsummer celebrations. Autumn is there!
-10 Brits start to heat their houses. Finns start using long sleeves.
-20 Norwegians fly south in the hope of warmer weather. Finns have their final barbecue before winter.
-30 People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40 Eiffel tower has become tiny from the cold and Paris starts cracking. The Finns stand in lines of the grills to buy ice-cream and chips.
-50 Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones its winter survival training waiting for real winter weather.
-60 House of Santa freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70 All the fake Santas around the world move South. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their vodka outdoors. The Finnish army goes on the winter survival training.
-183 Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that farmers' hands are cold.
-273 All atom-based movement stops. The Finns start saying "Perkele it's cold outside!"
-300 Hell freezes. Finland wins the world cup in football.
...so now you know.
(© Iida Putkuri)